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The whole title is Final Fantasy XIII-2 is Fecal Jousting its Commie Porn into the Souls of Your Children.

This from ChristWire.org.  Full URL is this:  [link]

This article paraphrases its opinion as such:  "In a nutshell, Final Fantasy XIII-2 is a homo erotic sin slit worshiping story about two lesbian lovers who are on a mission to satifify their demonic sin slits with copious amounts of mutant orgy parties and violate their pudding blowholes with battle ramming force."

For the hentai/pairings -obsessed out there, here's a description of XIII-2's cover:  "Just look at it, look at the plastic phallic sex defilers they have strapped to their belts, ready to battle in a game of sinful insertions."  I'm sorry, when I read this, I just got a vision of young people (women and men) smiling, drooling and screaming as in the times when Elvis took the stage.

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* This is most likely a satirical website article, as most of my searching on them has basically stated so.
   Here's an article on the website: [link]
   Still, enjoy the mockery of the video game industry.